THE ILLEGAL MOVERS are:
FLYIN' BRIAN
DUMPSTER DAVE
EVIL KEN EVIL
BOB NOXIOUS

A word from Flyin' Brian:
"CHECK IT OUT I'M A FULL GROWN MAN STILL MESSIN' 'ROUND IN A PUNK ROCK BAND"

Yeah, that's life, baby....most folks just don't get it, don't understand! That feelin' of pure Rock'n' Roll action! That turn it up 'n' rock it out 3 chord buzz doesn't stop if you really love (L.U.V.) rock'n'roll!

Misters 'n' sisters, I've gotta tell you FLYIN' BRIAN 'n' DUMPSTER DAVE surely do...havin' dragged their drink soaked asses thru such kool and the gang combos as THE CAMPUS TRAMPS / COYOTEMEN / SUPERFLY T.N.T'S / GOLDEN GUINEAS / AMERICAN RUSE ('n' playin' in the backin' bands for JEFF DAHL / BOBBY STEELE'S UNDEAD ).
Newcastle's very own dimmer twins are bringing you more rock action with THE ILLEGAL MOVERS.

This is it baby, everythin' these morons live'n' luv rapped up in a four man (the other culprits bein' EVIL KEN EVIL 'n' the mighty BOB NOXIOUS ) full contact rock 'n' wrestlin' slipmat sonic attack...super dumb/smart ass lyrics shackin' up with big beef bonanza lease breakin' arse shakin' music. Check out the 10 track whack attack platter o' stolen riffs ('n' you KNOW the boys only steal from the best... Dictators 'n' NYC punk-ola/raw garage rockin'/aussie action/real rockin' power pop 'n' Shangri-las sweet beat)