Warning: The songs you are about to hear are intended for mature listening audiences only. If you have a weak mind or heart, and don't like words like shit, fuck, or cunt, then please refrain from listening any further.

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the wonderful world of Shat. Perhaps more accurate advice than that listed above would be: “Refraining from listening would only be denying yourself the most entertaining audio experience of the new millenium.� Yes folks, Shat is here to save rock n’ roll.

Shat is the natural extension of a musical genius that is the one and only… Jeff Wood. Jeff Wood, our generation’s Bob Dylan, is obviously not your ordinary, run of the mill rock icon. Jeff Wood’s story is as intriguing as it is inspiring. Many years ago, Jeff was the victim of a gang shooting in Los Angeles, which left him with a bullet forever lodged in his brain, and bed ridden for quite some time. Jeff was forced to re-learn many menial day to day tasks, as well as music and learning it from scratch. In some twisted way, the tragedy that occurred to Jeff, turned him into a modern day super hero. Gone forever from his tampered brain were thoughts that now seem so trivial. His inner workings now are simple and amiable, without a cruel intention in his head. And he now has less vision in both of his eyes than most have in one. From then forward, the only things that really mattered to Jeff at all in his new innocent and adolescent like mindset were sex, food, and music. A musical genius was born.

In Jeff Wood’s eyes, all girls are mint (beautiful and perfect that is). And having sex is “the most beautiful thing in the world� and one should take jumps, leaps, and bounds to do it as often as possible because that “is what makes the world go round�.

Thus, the basic essence of Shat, is the basic essence of life: sex, food, and music. Shat is for the people, by the people. Shat songs are anthems for the every day Joe. Every day people who work as gardeners, just like Jeff does, can relate to “Fuck, I Stepped In Shit�. Every day people who get zits on their dick can relate to “Got A Zit On My Dick�. Every day people who attend go-go bars, just like Jeff does can relate to “Breakfast at the go-go�. And every day people who spot a girl they are fascinated with can’t help but relate to “I Got A Boner And I Wanna Bone Her�.

“The Cunt Chronicles� is the very best Shat has to offer. Over the course of the 65 tracks, there is no doubt that all who listen will instantly be converted into Shat believers. Songs like “Tit Fuck� and “Fuck It� are guaranteed to leave the listener knowing that Shat is the future of rock n’ roll, and that Jeff Wood is a living legend.