Members of disparate indie-rock bands step out on their respective wives with their misanthropic mistress, HUNDRED YEARS WAR. Listening to In The Pines, or The Secret Club, or The String and Return will only serve to confuse. Post-hardcore by impostors willfully ignorant of sacred cows.

Under interrogation-grade incandescents: J. Hall screaming, barking like a fanatic torching an effigy; the smoking ruins of Mike Myers' drums; Matt Wolber's unsettling calm as he tortures shrieks from speaker cones; a lunging Chris Wagner, engaging in subsonic crowd suppression.

An unhealthy outlet, an exercise in antagonism, a hoax. Part sarcasm, part mythmaking, part truth in advertising.