yo if you ever take a shitty dead-end job as a telemarketer in yo' life, just do as i did...go out with a BANG. fuck it, you're either gonna quit or get fired right? record your calls and really get to fuckin with those "leads". actually, dont....i dont want nobody trying to trump my prank call cd i made here. all that other prank call shit is wack. so whatever with your church, bitch.

Father Rick does the sound and lighting for Pastor Eric. He works as a telemarketer cold-calling individuals of sin (such as yourself), and encouraging them to help re-kindle the flame church once had before it's little scuffle that went down a few weeks back. He argues this can only be accomplished by inspiring them to "feel the word" of Pastor Eric all in they veins, and save their donation money for the $2 Steins at the Dave's Sports Bar across the street. The Rickster likes to say a few prayers and down a couple cold ones before the Word.