When I first met Buckethead in 1991, I decided wow, let's go to a real "uppity restaurant" so they can talk about us like dogs and sure enough they did...It was great...Then after that I think Buckethead got horny and started hinting around if I have an extra girlfriend or even a daughter that I could loan him? I said, "Oh Yeah sure. I'd love to hook you and my daughter up." Well as you could have guessed, I haven't seen my daughter since...Well I think she was my daughter...Anyway since Buckethead has a problem speaking in human audible terms, we got heavy into our mental telepathy vibes. I said, "Buckethead what's really in the bucket and is she in there with you?" Buckethead's reply was, "Every morning I check all the closets to see if I'm in there and if I'm not, then I page myself on the 2 way and if I call myself back that means there's nothing in the bucket." Well ever since that day I have considered Buckethead a total psycho case. The good thing about it is, I did pick up one bad habit from Buckethead. Yeah, I called my own self to see if I was home and nobody answers. www.bucketheadland.com